Wedding invite

If I ever get married,  I don’t want some boring old invite written in calligraphy that is so poorly executed that it actually puts people off coming. Or if they do manage to work out how to RSVP, then they won’t have a snowflake in Hell’s chance of getting there because the directions to the church are as uninformative as an ITV documentary.

Instead, I want one of these – an invite with dashes of humour, romance and a solid narrative. Is that asking too much? I think not.