Goldfish syndrome » birthday http://www.goldfishsyndrome.com Sun, 30 Jan 2011 19:55:02 +0000 en hourly 1 A special birthday message http://www.goldfishsyndrome.com/a-special-birthday-message/ http://www.goldfishsyndrome.com/a-special-birthday-message/#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:46:52 +0000 JamesT http://www.goldfishsyndrome.com/?p=1334 I was in Clinton’s on Oxford St yesterday (much against my will), and had the misfortune to see what is surely a harbinger for the End of Days itself:

Yes, that’s right. Grannypants-moistening blue-rinse botherer Daniel O’Donnell has his own greetings card range. Looking like an Eamon Holmes Lite™ and dressed by the finest tailors in Delmonte, the yawnsome yodeler wants to give you a ‘special birthday message’. Only problem is that when you open the card…

he drops to the decking and sings at you. Horrid. Truly horrid.

All I need to do now is find someone I hate enough to send it to.

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