Midgets Vs Mascots

It’s official. Every single script that can ever be filmed has already been made. And so, with Hollywood facing imminent doom, the only logical thing to do was to create a movie called Midgets Vs Mascots and get Gary Coleman to star in it. Comedy gold guaranteed.

Sometimes the answer to all your problems is staring you right in the face. And other times, at about waist-level.

5 Responses to “Midgets Vs Mascots”

  1. Justin says:

    i agree. definitely comedy gold guaranteed!! saw this movie at the dallas premiere and even got a pack of midget condoms- just what everyone needs. this movie is hysterical and everyone should see it!! especially if your a borat/jackass fan. its that same vein of comedy. definitely recommend it!!

  2. chizz says:

    I saw this movie at a screening in Dallas and could not stop laughing. The scene where the Gary’s penis is revealed is hysterical! Borat use to be my favorite movie but after seeing this, I reconsidered…

  3. JamesT says:

    Awesome. Can’t wait till it makes it over here in England.

  4. Stephanie B. says:

    this looks absolutely hysterical…i’m buying my dvd right now!

  5. Frank Letter says:

    This movie is horrible. It’s an insult to compare this crap to Jackass or Borat. Do not waste your time.

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