Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus

This may just be the greatest film title ever.

What I love about it is that it leaves approximately no room for doubt as to what the film is about, and yet still manages to sow a delicate seed of intrigue – who will win? Personally, I hope the megalodon kicks the overgrown cephalopod’s ass, but those tentacles can be tricky little customers. And then you throw Debbie Gibson into the mix and suddenly the whole match-up is wide-open.

That said, the idea of a shark being large enough to bite the Golden Gate Bridge in half and then pluck Boeings out of the air is possibly one stretch of the imagination too far…